Yes, pepper plants, some have the potential to hurt you, very badly. Otherwise it wouldn’t be all that sinister, right?
I start softly with Jalapeños, moving a little further up the scale to Serranos, then BOOM right to munitions grade Naga Jolokia (Ghost Peppers). Next up but not included here, the hottest pepper in the world, the Carolina Reaper. Details once I get the seeds next week.
Check out the progress so far. I call this segment, Priest and Peppers. Sound track by you guessed it, Judas Priest. Why they fuck not. If anything can accelerate plant growth, it’s Rob Halford‘s incredible voice.
April 2026
First harvest of the pepper plants. Weighing in at a staggering 11.2g, a jalapeño that I fondly named Carl. I know wish I didn’t name him as I’m going to throw him into my salad shortly.
Very impressive — Who knew that Smite had a Red Thumb? To what nefarious purpose shall these innocents be turned? Staying tuned…
Never turn your back on the REAPER!!
You will eat a reaper brave boy. You will.
Your proliferating gastronomical munitions continue to impress. (That jalapeno is just scouting the environment to see if it’s safe — Little does it know, the wee fool…)
Try blowing a metal tune on the whistles! If they don’t work on any peppers, you might trigger some free entertainment from your neighbors.
(The windows in your building don’t open, right?)
I haven’t forgotten that I have some Moruga Scorpion seeds for you @ 2,000,000 SHU.